Wisdom

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Wisdom #1678: You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

Wisdom #954: Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Wisdom #1629: What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Wisdom #511: If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately.

Wisdom #1463: That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Wisdom #210: Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Wisdom #550: Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Wisdom #1346: Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...