Wisdom

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Wisdom #700: People only use 10% of their brain capacity (whatever that means).

Wisdom #643: A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #1650: Which part of the chicken is the noodle from?

Wisdom #1667: You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.

Wisdom #733: "I guess the joke's on me," she said

Wisdom #1393: Question reality.

Wisdom #1146: I'm the one from the registry office.