Wisdom

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Wisdom #1237: Kzin Zen Master: "What is the sound of one paw slashing?"

Wisdom #860: Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!

Wisdom #628: Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Wisdom #311: I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me.

Wisdom #7: Oops! Call in the Troups! No, The Troops!

Wisdom #864: Chill out... everything's under control...

Wisdom #238: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #10. The Russian Transportation Safety Bureau has issued a recall on all Mir Model 2000 Orbital Space Platforms.

Wisdom #227: I have been faithful to my girlfriend and plan to do so for the company I work for.