Wisdom

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Wisdom #611: A Cowboy's guide to Life: The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

Wisdom #929: Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me -- I have found you can find happiness in slavery...

Wisdom #1249: Life is like pudding; soft and squishy.

Wisdom #1627: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).

Wisdom #522: I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Wisdom #816: Art is dangerous

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #910: Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.