Wisdom

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Wisdom #200: If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Wisdom #944: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Wisdom #124: If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Wisdom #1381: Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.

Wisdom #971: Fight crime. Shoot back.

Wisdom #1687: You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.

Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Wisdom #1135: I'm just a revved up youth on a thrill-kill rampage.