Wisdom

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Wisdom #1367: PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills

Wisdom #536: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

Wisdom #1212: It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.

Wisdom #895: Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.

Wisdom #244: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Wisdom #700: People only use 10% of their brain capacity (whatever that means).

Wisdom #586: Technology for the Country Folk ... HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time

Wisdom #20: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.