Wisdom

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Wisdom #691: Excuse me. But can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Wisdom #1570: Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.

Wisdom #536: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

Wisdom #1261: Love is a many-splintered thing

Wisdom #504: If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for satanic masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia … move!

Wisdom #506: Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

Wisdom #392: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Wisdom #1535: There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.