Wisdom

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Wisdom #1390: Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of. -- David Moser

Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #299: One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Wisdom #520: Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Wisdom #642: A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.

Wisdom #779: Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Wisdom #1540: They are a puckish band of rapscallions

Wisdom #1400: Reverend!