Wisdom

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Wisdom #1443: Stop! I'm a girl whose fingernails are made of a mother's pearl...

Wisdom #1066: I admit that I am powerless over fish innards.

Wisdom #1288: Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.

Wisdom #623: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Wisdom #1575: Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.

Wisdom #322: wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault

Wisdom #102: Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

Wisdom #1245: Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.